Corpse Fortress Releases Formal Statement to Day After Day

Live at the Corpse Fortress in happier times.

Day After Day DC Community,

The Corpse Fortress would like to formally declare to you, first, that James Willet will be joining Coke Bust to fill Jeremy Evans’ shoes on guitar.
In other news, we are getting evicted. We have to be out by the end of September.
We saddened by this news, though it was not unforeseen. In fact, it was repeatedly foreseen due to the fact that our house was an “eyesore” (if you’re lame – actually, it looks cool) and some people have nothing better to do than complain to the state about the fact that their neighbors’ property offends their aesthetic sensibilities.
It is a shame and we are bummed / despondent / on a bender / nonchalant / etc. to see the end of the best venue in the area. We still have some slight hope that someone on our wavelength / one of us can snag the house when it goes on the market again. That’s not probable, though.   
Everyone wants to know about a house destruction party. That’s understandable, and the subject was broached yesterday at CF HQ. The answer is no, because several residents are on the lease and they don’t want to be on the hook for your good time. Wasn’t five years of that enough?
Destroy your own house, the Corpse Fortress Princess advises, angrily.
However, you are encouraged to book some shows for the last days. If you want to book something, you can contact me by commenting on this site, as well as in other ways. I’d prefer it if you contacted me using other methods, if you know how to do that.

Sincerely,
A Corpse Fortress resident

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